Enjoy this Jackson Hole motel’s hunters’ special!

It's that time of year, when sportsmen take it upon themselves to go up against animals and prove yet again just who's the alpha predator around here. And here at your favorite Jackson Hole motel, we’re cool with that, as long as said activity is performed in a sporting manner. In fact, we’re so cool with it that we’ve devised a hunters’ special just for people like you. Our Flat Creek Inn hunters’ special runs from October 1 through the fall, giving you an ideal window to take advantage of Jackson hunting season. For the exquisitely low price of $350, you get the following:

• seven nights in a standard queen room for two

Plus a hunter’s goodie bag, which comes with the following:

• two free hunter safety vests

• two packages of hand warmers

• two bottled of water

• two servings of various snack bars from the convenience store

• two 10% off coupons toward any sporting goods item purchase at the convenience store.

(In the words of our boss, it’s a “screaming” deal, a hauntingly appropriate adjective given the time of year.) See you around! We look forward to seeing you and the marvelous animals you strike down in their prime.